第28章 准备就绪进入小世界(求追读)(1 / 1)
我在枉死城上班的日子
奈何笑忘川
1090 字
2023-09-01
资源部部长办公室,水鬼秘书敲门而入请示,“部长!不好啦!那个姓王的调解员又来啦!”正仰躺在靠背椅上闭目养神的勿冲一个激灵坐了起来,“不见!你就跟他说我出门公干不在!”虽然是他自愿的,但上次王衍来就薅走了他的阳躯PROPLUS+,这次来肯定又是雁过拔毛!不对!人家是雁过拔毛,他来是把毛留下把大雁给抱走了!不见!坚决不见!“好的部长。”水鬼秘书离开办公室,勿冲竖起耳朵偷听。只听得门外传来水鬼秘书的声音,“王调解员,我们部长说他不在办公室。”勿冲脸一黑,特么的!这秘书不能要了!果然是水鬼!脑子纯粹进水了!下一刻,他揉了揉脸,原本丧气无比耷拉着的老脸瞬间转变为欣喜。而就在同一时间,办公室的大门便被推开,王衍走了进来。他似笑非笑道:“勿部长莫非不欢迎小弟?”勿冲满脸含笑赶忙起身相迎,“哪能啊,王老弟能来,真让我这资源部蓬荜生辉呐!”他搓搓手,小心翼翼赔笑,“不知王老弟所来何事?”王衍拿着鸡毛当令箭,他微微叹气,“不瞒老哥,小弟我压力极大,关圣帝君的执念任务是咱们阴司的工作重心,小弟实不敢怠慢,可是小弟现下缺一把趁手的兵器,不知老哥......”勿冲脸一板就要拒绝。臭调解司来的!跑我们资源部要饭来了!王衍笑吟吟掏出阴司令在手里把玩着。勿冲光速变脸,“那必须的!”他拍的胸脯邦邦响,“王老弟你确实缺一把趁手的兵器,再说这是咱们阴司的大事!谁敢阻拦,兄弟我第一个不答应!”说罢他一拍王衍肩膀,“走走走!哥哥带你去仓库挑兵器!”“那怎么好意思呢~”王衍边推辞边拉着勿冲就往办公室外走。勿冲:“......”你好歹装一下呢?就一下!但他敢怒不敢言呐,没看人家手里还把玩着阴司令呢。被王衍半推半就拉着去了仓库之后勿冲招了招霸气道:“去!把我珍藏多年的神兵全都寻来给我王老弟挑选!”很快一堆仓库工就搬来一堆兵器。勿冲拉着王衍来到一把看上去很有年代感的步枪前伸手一指,“老弟你看,这把枪就是当初杀了美乐宗的那把!可千米之外取人性命如探囊取物!”王衍眼角抽抽没说话。见状,勿冲又指着另一把土制双管枪道:“这一把是当初轰杀安倍酱的神兵,王老弟意下如何?”王衍继续沉默。见王衍还不满意,勿冲又赶忙指着旁边一条腿道:“这条就是当初跪杀弗洛伊德的那条腿,堪称对默神器,王老弟是否需要?”王源依旧微笑。见王衍依旧不满意,勿冲又赶忙道:“没关系,我这里还有阳间一颗炸弹,威力一般般,叫‘小男孩’——”“勿部长。”王衍脸色冷了下来,“局长要是问起来任务为什么没完成,那我只好实话实说了。”勿冲冷汗都下来了,他讪笑着赔礼,“老弟勿怪,我只是觉得你压力太大,想烘托下气氛而已。”接着他回头喝道:“去!把我珍藏的那四把戟抬上来!”很快一众仓库员工就气喘吁吁扛着四把大戟挪步过来,待小心翼翼将大戟放下之后才瘫倒一片。勿冲不管他们,径直向王衍介绍。他先指着一把通体银白亮如雪花的大戟说道:“此雪花银戟乃银戟太岁雪天王贾复所用之神兵,贾复凭此戟,决战王莽麾下多名大将!堪称无敌!”王衍蹲下套上阳躯左手拎了拎,接着放下摇头,“不行,太轻了。”“没关系,还有。”勿冲又介绍下一把,“此乃温侯吕布所用方天画戟!吕布武艺天下无双!与老弟最相配!”王衍摇头,“算了吧,我要去的就是关圣帝君的执念小世界,你让我拿吕布的兵器......这是嫌我任务失败的不够快?”“也是......”勿冲抹了把不存在的冷汗又接着介绍下一把,“此乃白虎银剪戟,曾为白虎星君薛仁贵下凡后所用,如今虽已失灵气,但底蕴仍在,老弟以为如何?”
王衍摇了摇头,他的目光已经完全被最后那把大戟吸引了全部注意力,“那把是什么?”只见那大戟的戟尖如雪,齿如残阳,通体泛着渗人乌光,而刃上亦有血色。王衍只是看着就感觉到一股滔天煞气与霸气扑面而来。勿冲面色一变,压低声音道:“此乃项籍所用之天龙破城戟,据说天外陨石炼九日九夜,雷生地底、天坠神龙乃成,不过据我观之只是凡兵而已。除了坚固耐用锋利无匹之外没什么奇异之处。而且极为沉重,不太好施展。”“不,就这个了。”王衍半蹲着套上阳躯抓住戟把,霎时间一股玄妙的感觉涌上心头。就它了!王衍抓住天龙破城戟就不放,同样没被他放过的还有勿冲。“勿哥,这兵器有了,铠甲跟坐骑你也得给我整上吧?要不这局长问起来......”“给给给!都给你!全都给你!”勿冲直接破罐破摔。就没见过你这样的!羊毛逮着一只羊薅!上个这样特么是只猴子!“来人!去把霸王铠跟乌骓取来交给我王老弟!”他是一刻都不想再看到王衍那张脸了,来一次他就得放一次血!这谁顶得住!王衍可没想这么多。他把阳躯掏出来丢地上恢复原本大小,然后发现那仿佛黑金般的玄铁霸王铠居然能随着身材的变化而变化。而乌骓马原本躁动不安打着响鼻,可在看到天龙破城戟与霸王铠之后,它原本充斥着怨气与凶厉野性的猩红双眸渐渐平息下来,接着弯下脖颈,大脑袋蹭了蹭王衍胳膊。王衍哈哈大笑,收起天龙破城戟跟阳躯之后翻身跨上乌骓马便冲出仓库朝三生石的方向奔驰而去!只留下勿冲在身后望眼欲穿。良久,他才撕心裂肺干嚎,“我花了三万阴德才抢到的限量版项羽三件套啊!!!”-----------------大雪漫天,冷风似刀。一队人马踉跄着在雪地中朝前漫无目的行进着。当先一人身长九尺,髯长二尺,面如枣,唇若脂,丹凤眼,卧蚕眉,身披绿色文武袍,胯下汗血赤兔马,手持青龙偃月刀!正是汉寿亭侯关羽关云长!
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